Singer Joe Jonas discovered himself consuming on the identical restaurant as comic Nathan Fielder one current night, and he’s shared a FaceTime-style video on social media recounting his expertise. Naturally, as a sort, acknowledging gesture, Jonas despatched a drink to Fielder’s desk. Upon receipt of mentioned drink, Fielder despatched to Jonas, in return, a aspect of mayonnaise. This cheeky superstar interplay validates why I discover Nathan Fielder to be so completely hilarious. What higher method to say thanks than with a aspect of mayonnaise? I want I might’ve been the waiter listening to and delivering this request. And I do have just a few lingering questions: What sort of drink did Jonas ship to Fielder’s desk? Extra importantly, what sort of mayonnaise? Was it good? Has Nathan carried out this earlier than? What I do know now: Nathan Fielder’s deadpan humorousness carries off-screen and I’m consuming all of it up. 4.9/5 scrumptious. —Julia Duarte, designer
For the sake of scientific analysis, I’ve launched a laser-guided, waffle-shaped robotic mop into my dwelling. It’s at the moment downstairs utilizing LiDAR to map my front room whereas concurrently vacuuming the carpet and babysitting each of my toddlers. The inevitable collaboration of Eggo (the waffle firm) and Bissell Vacuums (of vacuum fame) produced this new addition to my household, dubbed The EggoVac: a Bissell Spinwave R5 robotic mop and vacuum, wearing scrumptious, waffly imagery.
The precision of the mechanical mop-waffle is each unsettling and spectacular. On day one EggoVac crawled about, drawing a near-perfect flooring plan of my home, together with all furnishings placement. Through the cellphone app, I’ve scheduled him to get up and clear particular areas of the home, e.g. the sandy seashore of crumbs my children depart below our breakfast desk every morning, a activity he conquers whereas weaving round a maze of chair legs. When reworked into mop-mode, WaffleBot (my three-year outdated named him) capably soaks up the slurry of milk, juice, and thriller goo that coats our wooden floors, in some way avoiding carpets and rugs utilizing…lasers or one thing? This is able to all be significantly off-putting coming from a chilly, soulless machine, however within the type of a buttery waffle drizzled with syrup, EggoVac is pretty disarming. My children always chase it round the home laughing, and the $150 price ticket prices lower than a day of daycare for them. Positive, it often will get caught below the sofa and wishes rescuing, however so does my 10-month-old daughter, and she or he does means much less cleansing. 5/5 scrumptious. —Dan Siegel, senior director of inventive improvement, video
To show that its chickens get high-quality feed, Perdue launched Chix Combine—a snack combine made with primarily the identical substances as the corporate’s hen feed. In case you’re curious, mentioned substances embody corn, edamame, and wheat in addition to “a touch of tasty BBQ spices only for people,’ per Perdue’s press launch. This final half, in fact, begs the query: Why aren’t the chickens allowed some BBQ spices? I am certain they’d get pleasure from a bit spice, a bit sparkle, a bit taste of their feed. Positive, it’s nice that we’re claiming to provide our chickens hormone-free complete meals or no matter, however is not that each one canceled out if it doesn’t style like barbecue? Chickens have style buds too. Justice for them. I’m score this a 1.1/5 distressing. —Sam Stone, employees author
